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You know you to go Council Rock South if....
- You think it's a miracle if there is soap to wash your hands with
- ... and it's even better if there are paper towels
- You see the name MillerHosey on your schedule and run to the counselor
-... but you're lucky if your couselor isnt scheduled up for the next month already.
- the fountains in the lobby probably cost more than the school did
-You now refer to all your parties as "cultural experiences"
- Sure, you know there is air conditioning and heating, but who knew either of them would work?
- You know there are no water bottles allowed... but you also know this rule leads to smuggling them.
- You wonder why mr showmaker loves spanish more than god and his family.
- ...even if you never took his class
- Mr Potts knows your name, even if he has only met you once
- You avoid picking Mrs. Wiggins class for gym
- You know Mr. Lynch gives the best grades to the girls
-There are doors to a pool... but no pool.
- You look forward to your shuttle course at north only because it cuts class time in half
- Falling asleep in class becomes a hobby
- Lunch is your favorite subject of the day
- ... and the old guy who sings and whistles to himself makes it even better
- You are surprised when your friends from other schools tell you they don't watch TV during lunch
- You debate about asking Mr Holland if he is related to the guy from Boston public
- You wanna go to a football game! but, ummm where is the stadium?
- You can fit into your locker
- You know who the library bitch is
- You know who all the other library bitches are by the terms "old bitch, blond bitch, short haired bitch, oldest woman alive.... and sometimes nice blond lady"
- Everything is holland... your principal, your city, the ppl in your school are from there...
- All the nurses hate you... and u dont know why
- the people in the front office are way dumber than they look
- You come to the library for photocopies on a consistant basis, even if you are from north.
- Popcorn chicken Thursday is about one of the only things to look forward to.
- Winter break, spring break, summer, etc. are the highlights of your year.
- Blue books have taken control over your mind
- You get more stress than education from school
- You find that 'mental health days' become a necessity
- The starewells and bathrooms become drug hangouts
- Ghetto is your second language
- 2:15 is your favorite time of the day
- The bells work correctly like every other day...
- ... and half the time you find yourself sitting in class listening to whats going on in the office (aka they left the speakers on)....
- Kyle the weather man is the only announcement your homeroom gets quiet for
- As you are walking towards the nurses office you think about which color tums you'd like, because you know that even if you have a broken leg, that's what you're getting
- As you walk in you're confused if you're in a school, a mall, or a hotel
- You try to convince the people in the counselor's office that Mr. Williams is your counselor
- You get a headache from the hall monitors staring you down when u have a pass during class
- You laugh during the end-of-the-year emergencey drills... apparently hiding in a corner will protect you from somebody with a gun
- You're on the track team and you think "Indoor 200m track, you mean, indoor 196m SQUARE track?"
- The trainers room is the best after school hangout for atheletes... and managers
- The janitors just stare at you when you want them to open the locker room for you
- Text messaging is the only thing you pay attention to in class.
- You find yourself on the main stairway thinking "geez there are too many ppl"...
-... or you are one of the smart ones that uses the side stairways
- There are 15 #1's for class rank in your grade
- Getting an A is more important than actually LEARNING the stuff
- One thing everybody has in common is an orange vocab book
- You do your vocab hw the class period before english
- Procrastination and senioritis creep up on you starting freshman year...
- You write your term paper the night before its due and end up getting an A...
- ... and the people who had it done three weeks ago get a worse grade than you.
- You find that you need to borrow a few more dollars to buy clothes from the school store
- The counselors dont really help you...
- ... they really just want you out of their office so they can continue looking at their magazines.
- You have a crush on a substitute teacher (aka mr. bennett)
- You wear sweats every day and like it
- Your football team has won... what... one game?
-Getting dressed for school meant sweatpants, slippers, and a hoodie
-The yearbook made the school year look so much better than it actually was
-Most of your friends were doped up on Ritalin, Zoloft or both
-The girls basketball team picked up the slack of the football team
-You worked at Goodnoe's, Tanner's or both
-You had at least one friend that lived in the woods, or on a farm
-You either were the CR stereotype or the exact opposite of it
-You found the North/South split uneccesary
-Your skin was ever orange, or "too tan" for an extended period of time
-You hung out at Shires in jr high and thought you were cool
-You either were blonde, or tried unsucessfully to become blonde
-You had dreads and don't remember washing them....ever
-The fitness walking Nazi still gives you nightmares
-You had a life-changing moment at a Grange Fair
-You scored quite high on the "How Jersey are you?" quiz
-People have ended up in Jersey trying to find your house
-You moved from the Northeast
-You went Mel hunting in Newtown pre-Signs
-You miss the beehives
-You know what "Gym or Sex?" means
-You only showed up on PSSA days for the free food
-Your parents plan to move after the youngest kid in your family graduates
-You chilled in Mac's room, even if you never had him as a teacher
-Begining a test wouldn't be complete without someone saying "Omigod I'm gonna FAIL!"
.....and a week later finding out they set the class curve
-You wouldn't go near the cafeteria food.....unless it was popcorn chicken day
-JAPs weren't Asian
-College is easy for you...you've mastered bullshitting in high school
-You know the orange-looking desks are much better to sleep on than the brown ones
-The library was full of technology...and you weren't allowed near any of it
-You met a new Russian kid every day
-You took the SATs more than three times
-You hated your parents and weren't really sure why
-You wonder why a pot leaf isn't the school mascot
-After high school, you went to Temple, Bucks, or Penn State
-You still don't know why everyone thought CR was the "best"
-You hung out at the hill
-You'd never date anyone you went to school with...or at least in your grade
-You could count the black people on one hand
-You tried but could never succeed in avoiding the traffic jams
-There were more white guys with their pants falling down than textbooks
-The school nurse's solution to any crisis was crackers
-You get whatever you want whenever you want
-When someone outside your school asks which school you go to and you respond "Council Rock South" they give you the most disgusted look possible.
-more kids know how to roll joints than how to pass math class
-the most ass guys see is other guys, since they all wear their pants so low
-everyone looks forward to friday night because it means the night you can get piss drunk and not have to worry bout being hung over the next day in school
-you join the play to avoid going home -you say you hate your parents but know you couldnt ask for better
-Even though north is richer we got the nice school!
-You learn only once not to lock up your stuff during gym class!
-You cant tell the difference between the student parking lot and the teacher parking lot
-You cant wear slippers or pajamas yet there is a whole day dedicated to people wearing nothing but that!
-If you go to another school, put your hands under the soap and sink faucets...and wonder why nothings comming out
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